Once upon a time, there was a little bear, his name was Gahjka,
Gahjka was a very happy bear
he walked through the forest one day, and he tripped on a rock
He yelled a very foreign curse word "Gajramando!!!"
After he yelled, a deer came out of the woods, and told him to shut the fuck up
Gahjka then got up and continued to walk throughout the forest
He was so very lost, he heard a laugh in the distance.
That was the last thing Gahjka had ever heard.