This is an area where you can make a list of what you like in a _______. It can be anything! A man, woman, toaster, cake, video game, and etc... Just stick to the forum rules, and try to keep it PG-13. Have fun with it! Get creative! Don't scar me for life.

I'll start.

What I like in a submarine:

1 ) The color is not yellow.
2 ) Sean Connery is commanding it while acting like a Russian.
3 ) It is crewed by a bunch of funny gay sailors.
4 ) There are no random musicals on it.
5 ) Infinite Ice Cream dispenser.
6 ) "No pants, no problem" rule.
7 ) The intercom is manned by Keith Szarabajka.
8 ) The torpedoes shoot newspapers (except the funnies).
9 ) It is powered by dark matter.
10 ) IT'S GOT NUKES!

What i like in a... Cookie!

1) I feel evil when i eat one
2) I can buy them for really cheap, and they are only half cooked
3) I can eat them raw
4) They make people happy
5) Anyone can make them
6) They can have anything.
7) Anything includes cheese. Cheese cookies
People say i'm a cannibal when i eat them
9) Its getting hard to think of things
10) TEN!

What I like in my pelvis... no. No, that's a bad idea. How about some things I like (or need) in a video game. It might actually be different from most people.

1) Good textures. Not high quality, but creative. I don't necessarily care about graphics.
2) Extreme dialouge. Not just good. Extreme. Either so good or so bad it's amazing. Nothing in the middle
3) Animals. Name one good game that doesn't even slightly involve animals. Symbolic or not.
4) Confusion. Play Killer7. I mean like that.
5) No multiplayer. In the new age of games and gaming, ones with online multiplayer have shit singleplayer and vice versa.
6) Mods. Mods are always fun. If you're a dev, don't get pissed if someone makes people want to re-buy your game.

That's all I can think of now.